Come on, you know you want one: the modern bidet, aka a diaper sprayer.
We're going the cloth diaper route. We have enough diapers from thirsties, bum genius, fuzzibunz, kissaluvs, etc. to diaper twins, which we're definitely not having. Apparently the diaper sprayer is just shy of a total necessity, so we bought one and S installed it this weekend. I asked him to elaborate on the installation for you all, but he said it was just about the easiest thing ever: shut the water off, unscrew one piece, screw another on, stick two ends of the plastic tubing on as instructed and hang the sprayer on the side of the toilet. And then he coined it the modern bidet, in an effort to make this whole baby thing a little more comedic and a little less OMG-we're-having-a-baby.